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BUZZFEED’S XXL WATERMELON JELLO SHOTS
Large Watermelon
12 oz. (360ml) Red Jello
8 Packets Gelatin
4 Cups Hot Water
2 Cups Vodka
2 Cups Cherry Vodka


METHOD:
1. Cut large watermelon in half the long way and remove pulp.
2. In a container mix the red jello, the gelatin and the hot water.
3. Stir this mix until all the gelatin is dissolved.
4. Add the vodka to your mix.
5. Place watermelon in a bowl or pan to stabilize it.
6. Pour jello mix into your watermelon
7. Place in fridge for four hours to harden jello.


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cumhungrypigwhore:

twofilthyfucks:

My top 3 preferences:

1. Under boob
2. Under boob
3. Under boob

It’s true ladies. Wanna see him go Zombie on you as his boner pops a tent?

Give him some under boob. Works on any body, any boob shape or size. Works even if you hate your tits. He loves them. Let that be enough.

You need a shirt that will stay put when you pull it just under the nipples. Or shit. Cut a shirt just so and start cleaning the house.

And for fucks sake. Don’t stress out about your belly showing. He’s looking at the tits, thinking of using that belly for grabbing meat as he pounds your cunt.

You will be richly rewarded in semen and gratitude. Your man will thank god. Try it tonight.

(Source: every-seven-seconds)

sydneyflapper:

nudiemuse:

ersassmus:

African American flappers and Jazz Age women

HOLY SHIT I HAVE NEVER SEEN BLACK FLAPPERS BEFORE!

There were many fabulous African American flappers. No wonder - it was African American musicians who put the Jazz in “The Jazz Age”! The Charleston dance itself, which so epitomizes the era, made its debut in the all-Black musical “Runnin’ Wild”, and no one danced that flapper number better than Josephine Baker…save possibly for fellow Black artist Florence Mills, who claimed credit for inventing it (she said she debuted it in her “Plantation Revue” in the early 20s, developing it from a dance popular among slaves). The Charleston song was written by Black composer James P Johnson. Without women and girls like those above, the 1920s would never have roared.

(Source: ciptochat)

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